Practice areas
What we argue for
Straight-faced advocacy with a soft landing. Our docket is short, specific, and best discussed after one drink.
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Public Intoxication Advocacy
Strategic counsel for evenings that got away from you. We know the statutes, the sidewalks, and the last call.
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After-Hours Negotiations
Disputes settled over brass rails and better judgment. Milwaukee-born diplomacy with a closing argument.
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Competitive Disputes
High-stakes contests where timing, utility, and composure decide the round. We brief the roster before the pistol.
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Rights Awareness
Education first. If you remember nothing else from this firm: drinking is not a crime.
The firm
Headquartered in Milwaukee
From our Milwaukee headquarters, Drunk Lawyers advises on matters best handled after hours. Our counsel is direct, our docket is selective, and our closing arguments rarely sober.
Contact
Free case review
Reach the Milwaukee desk. Retainer optional. Good judgment preferred but not required.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Know your rights: drinking is not a crime.